What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

What do you think of Andrew Tate?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What are your best funny dating stories?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Yes sir it is.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

How can people balance religious beliefs with seeking professional mental health care?

{RING} {RING}

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Sure no problem officer.

What is the reason behind some people referring to themselves as "nice guys" instead of simply being nice?

After a few moments he returns.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??